Levi

professional cat · amateur everything else

100% REAL

Levi belly-up on a cooling mat

the cooling mat is FOR him. he sleeps NEXT to it.

Levi mid-yawn on his back

singing the song of his people (it's a complaint)

NO WAKE ZONE

Levi asleep on the cat tree, leg dangling

gravity is a suggestion

Levi dressed as Harry Potter

yer a wizard, Levi 🪄 (he did not consent but he DID slay)

CEO

Levi reclining by the window like a boss

"draw me like one of your french cats"

Levi's résumé

Slept 18 hours (daily, ongoing, no plans to stop)
Wore a wizard costume with dignity intact (mostly)
Achieved perfect belly-to-floor contact, all surfaces
Tested every cooling mat by ignoring it professionally
References available (they're all me. the human. Matt.)

Brands: this cat WILL move product

Mostly off shelves and onto the floor. But still.

SPONSOR LEVI 🐾